John From Bridesburg & Flo Rida Have Declared The Pandemic D-E-A-D DEAD

I never believed Flo Rida would poll well in Bridesburg honestly. That community appears a lot more 80s classic rock, maybe some Iron Maiden, as well as Springsteen and also Kenny Chesney on the fourth throughout barbecuing. The Mayor of Bridesburg just encouraged me I have that community fixed all wrong. My Home bumps through the speakers of John’s VFW on the weekend breaks. Him and also his friends scan the New Songs Friday playlists every week wishing there’s a new Flo Rida hit they can utilize for their stroll up tune in beer league softball. John’s throughout the Flo Rida message boards wondering when his next cd is going down. Some people comply with DMB or Billy Joel up the eastern seaboard John from Bridesburg adheres to Flo Rida.

Between John From Bridesburg and also this kid getting all the women expectant in the very first row why really did not any person tell me this was the performance of the year?

Think of telling your buddies you work for Flo Rida and also they ask what you do?

” I allowed him curtain his sweaty nut sack on the back of my neck.”

Say thanks to god for John. Say thanks to god for Flo Rida. The pandemic is over and if you don’t such as that you can stay home. John as well as I will remain in the club getting numbers from ladies with the apple base pants and boots with the hair till Labor Day.