Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott loves to eat, but some fans are worried that he’s too fat. This time of year is notorious for its “fat-shaming” media, and Elliott has been the latest target on talk shows and social media. What can fans do to stop this? Well, the first step is to find out the real Ezekiel Elliott. We’ll cover the other steps he’s taken.
GVW’s scorecard on fat zeke
Every year, Zeke goes to the vet for his annual checkup. He remembers the six-inch needle from last year’s appointment. This time, though, the Greatest Vet in the World is no stranger to Zeke. During this visit, he weighs in 5 pounds heavier than normal, hitting an all-time high. But he doesn’t seem to be enjoying his annual checkup, as GVW’s scorecard sets off a vicious attack on him and his family. In a panic, Zeke turns on Dad.
The Dallas Cowboys running back has a history of weight gain, and some fans are worried that he might be too big. Ezekiel Elliott’s alleged portly figure is the latest target for ridicule in NFL social media. Even Randy Moss has expressed his concern about Elliott’s weight gain. So what’s the deal? Is he fat? Obviously, not everyone is a fan of football, and he has a history of weight gain.
As a running back, Zeke Elliott has been unfairly maligned, despite his ability to be a Pro Bowl selection last year. Running backs take a lot of punishment and have to stay healthy to keep winning. But it’s no secret that Zeke Elliott’s health is a major concern for his team. And the Dallas Cowboys can’t afford to lose him for the playoffs.
GVW’s email to a fat zeke
In a rare instance of human-dog communication, GVW decides to email her vet for advice. This is something she’s never done before. She reports that Zeke’s stool sample does not show any sign of worms, but she’s not sure she can ignore the message. The veterinarian then takes a stool sample and sends it to her. When she receives the results, GVW gets angry. She attacks her family members and Dad.
GVW’s email to a ‘fat zeke’
“Dear Dr. Wolf, I just took my fat zeke for his annual check-up and am concerned about the worms in his stool. Please help me find the best way to get rid of them.” Zeke isn’t happy to see the Greatest Vet in the World, especially since he’s already five pounds heavier than he was when he last saw him. He also knows he’s about to receive a scorecard from GVW, and that set off a vicious attack on him and his family, including Dad.
